YO AMRIKI FIZZFUCK

Was it like this, that love, so tender, so fleeting, that rended your heart in twain, this way, that time, last year, you told me about?

Dumb Figurine

Can we have a bit of yellow just there? Could you nod your head towards the nearest exit? Is it possible to have the curtains open and shut automatically when the quality of your smell fluctuates even the slightest degree? Shall we upgrade the intercom network? Who exactly is in charge of reading the statement? If indeed we are to believe that someone did this to you, does that mean we should leave the evidence intact? Lash morse-code at us?

OMEN CHRONICLES IV: WHEN COMRADE PICO'S AWAY

FEAT: YRS TRLY, STEPSON SCOTT, TOUCAN'T AND OMFG IT'S ISLAMOFASCIST SPICE, ALLAWAY FROM GITMO, LEM GROVEL. WELL MASHED, YEAH.

OMEN CHRONICLES III: RE: POLITICS

Make Believe's Of Course

lawndood this album (available for 7 days and counting...)



Political Mysticism - lyrics:
"The British Calendar Act of 1751 declared 12 days / of the following year would not exist / / On rare afternoons it doesn't rain / The kid with downs is always out / on the back of his dad's motorcycle / Hugging his waist hard carving parking lots // It's political mysticism / Storyboard the light // And this kid, always in his mirrored shades, / Not only too big but slipping, / This kid's interior mirror / keeps the clockwork of the earth on time // It's political mysticism / Keeps you up at night / Political mysticism / Storyboard the light // The British Calendar Act of 1751 / declared the day / after Wednesday / September 2nd, 1752 / Would be Thurdsay / September 14th, 1752. // MOSH!"

POLITICS, HA HA.

THE BEAUTIFUL FACES OF CHILDREN

WE NEED TO GIVE OUR RESPECTIVE GENITALIA A LITTLE TUG; WE'RE DOING IT OVER THERE, GUYS. THIS IS GREAT. GO FUCK YOURSELF, "IRAQ."

NUDIST HERMENEUTICS VIII: EAT THIS, BANKSY

FLOWERS in their primitive fickee fickee efforts are more avant-garde than you, chump.

I propose an alliance with each of these glorious species, particularly the laughing red clowns puking shit in the middle pic.

WORLD-SPORT: Act 17, Scene 3.14

CROSS AUTHENTICATING NOUMENA

≠ WHO YE ALL SEPARATE TYCO CRY MODULES CRY RAW RAW RAW AND SHIMMY TAT TAT TAT ALL OVER THIS WET JOINT CRY ME OUT WHY BE DEFUNCT UGS AT LIGHT RACERS IN DELIRIOUS ANNOTATION GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING HEARTS LIKE BABY PAPS IN LOTS OF MIME CHURN YEA...YEA.




≠ SAD MCS BE DUMMERER FACHIONISTAS, GET THE DOPESPLIT HERE.



≠ (gloss irrelevant)



≠ DER MERIDIAN IST DUNKELHEIT.

This post may not meet the General Notability Guideline...

The Bluegrass is Covered in Puke Now

Reports find that Lexington Kentucky, heart of the Bluegrass, ranks #1 among all US cities for largest carbon footprints per person. That's cheap coal multiplied by hot summers, cold winters, too many multi-car households, suburban sprawl, and little public transportation to speak of. I suppose I still have to go back for Christmas. Here's one source: tho surely a website of ill repute...

One Man's Brainholdings is Another Man's Sit-Down-Upons \\or// MyNewMantra

&he said to Them :

" ..it seems to me that any clown posse would be insane.. "

look it up even , philistine

OMEN CHRONICLES II: ASEXUAL LIFESPLIT

I DO THIS A COUPLE OF TIMES A YEAR. IT'S PRETTY COOL. JAZZ BY PICO.

OMEN CHRONICLES I: THUSLY, COMRADES

HERE I AM GOOD COMRADES AS A MERE SQUIT DEMONSTRATING PROPER FACEPLANT INTERNATIONAL PROTOCOL IN FOREIGN MANAGEMENT POLICY I HOPE WE ALL FEEL WE ARE NOT TOO BIG TO HAVE SOMETHING TO LEARN COMRADES Q2 HAS BEEN LEAN AND LOYALTIES HAVE BEEN STRETCHED BY OFF-WORLD COMMITTMENTS ON ALL SIDES, NOW AS THE GLORIFYING HUES OF THE ACERBIC BRITISH SUMMER SET IN AND WE SEGUE INTO THE FETID MELANIN COCOON OF Q3 I HOPE WE SHALL SEE THAT WE HAVE SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT TO GAIN FROM SHARING AMONGST OURSELVES.

BEST LOVE FROM THE MILITARY AFFAIRS COMMITTEE

OMEN

OMG, so true!!!!1

ATTN: PEDO ON BLEAT

is it me or does one of these children, these things that were handfuls of squit when the N64 came out, say he's "putting it on youtube"? some people HERE can't manage that. imagine the skillset of these brats by the time they reach 18. Unfatwa?

i shld at least employ them.

I don't know which is worse. Boris, or the song.

BTW

Check this out.

FILE UNDER TACTICS #1: DRILLBIT

Flying penis disrupts Russian political rally. After the security guard swatted it to the ground, Kasparov says, "I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." Someone in the audience shouts, "Finally the political power shows its face!" Kasparov quickly replies, "Well, if that's its face..." to laughter from the audience.

bloodmunch

FIZZIX by go-GURT :the first YO-gurt in a tube



invented by lynn ogden , a mormon :



bo-NUS :

55% of FIZZIX sales goes to mormons / wizards

i'm gonna keep these panties in my mouth

SWINE EPISODE 1: KNUCKLE-BEAK DOWN ON THE NADS

NUDIST HERMENEUTICS VII: AS EYE-RAPTOR

The clarity is to freeware seven hours the hand of the cash that renders noisy ago to my plan.

OH, BILL...