Friday 27 June 2008

Taxonomical Disputes within the Academy

RavenMaster27 (1 year ago) Reply | Spam
Grindcore actually comes from Crustcore, and its not a Sub-Genre from Deathmetal. But who cares, if someone likes the music, he does not care where the music style comes from

nzddkq777 (1 year ago) Reply | Spam
Actually friend, grindcore does not come from crustcore. It is related, but Grindcore did not birth out of Crustcore. The relationship is more like a cousin or subgenre you boneheaded maggot infested shitfuck. :)

Mahmood42978 (1 year ago) Reply | Spam
you're right it's not a sub-genre of death metal but grindcore and death metal have paralell developments and have influenced each other ...I wouldnt say it comes from Crustcore , Crustcore is a sister of grindcore though especially lyrically and obviously groups like Disrupt played a role in grindcore's development But I'd say it's roots are more just hardcore bands like Infest.

mrbiscuits415 (11 months ago) Reply | Spam
How many fucking "core" subgenres are there i mean its like people are just adding the word core to genres.

Bodanny (11 months ago) Reply | Spam
two step jungle-core? swing-core? big band-core? im inventing them as we speak. i charge €10 per genre if u wanna file ur band under it. any takers?

if_arch-snob_apeman (outside of time) Reply | Spam
Do not try to trivialise this matter, 'Bodanny'. Carry on, gentlemen.

Monday 23 June 2008

Just Like You or I, They Kill People While They Fuck.




and check his leg muscles and the bit of her pelve showing ymmm..

Saturday 21 June 2008

Sheer coincidence?



(Click on the above to enlarge and SEE what I mean...)

ATTN:

Did, ah, anyone else - like me - ever READ C.S. Lewis's "Prince Caspian" as a child (or more recently)?

I seem to remember a talking rat called Reepicheep, a disgruntled but lovable talking badger called Nickabrick, one partisan neo-liberal dwarf, one partisan black power/white power (I forget which) dwarf, two public school boys - competent and brave, two public school girls - deferential and brave, and a tousled but lovable CHILD called Caspian. What's THIS shit?:

Mayonnaise and Different Things...

Kool Keith freestyle



Friday 20 June 2008

I WAS THINKING MORE AND MORE ABOUT YOU THEN, BUT NOW I THINK SOME LESS



For the good, the better times, friends since. Pico will make me wear the mask again. But underneath him I will nor smile nor chew. For I have seen love, and her Face was a wide choice of comestibles, and a covered area for smoking. Forget me -- C C

OMEN CHRONICLES V: SQUAWKING DUX



EXCELLENT TO HAVE COMRADE CHUANG CHUANG BACK AT LAST. WHITE NIGHT, FEVER, SIX DISCREET TEXTURES OF PHLEGM, AS WHITE AS STEVE JOBS WHITE ALL ABOUT INDIFFERENT UNGENDERED PRECLASS INTERNATIONALIST PLANKTON SAID GOODBYE FOR ALL OF THIS. ALASKA UP FOR CONCEIVABLE EXPLOITS BY 2030 IF YOU DON'T JUST SINK HEAT LINES INTO THE CORE OF THE EARTH COVER EVERY SUPERIOR SURFACE WITH SOLAR PANELS LACE WIND TURBINES LIKE BARBED WIRE THROUGH THE MAIN DEAL EXXON MOBIL TATA NANO ONAN ATAT NUKE OIL SAUDI PROMISE OIL DOWN BY PRICE OF A *FUN SIZE* MARS BAR FOR TWENTY MINUTES TRUMP CONVINCED YES IT'S SUICIDE HOT DOG USB PORT TEACH HOW STILL WHITE IN 2020.

Thursday 19 June 2008

CHUANG CHUANG IS HOME!



OH, HAPPY DAY! YES, he made it past A WHITER TRUCK on the way out of the wine barrel disguised as a secret escape passage. OUTSIDE OF THOSE FUMES NOXIOUS ALSO, he TAZED the arch-collaborator SLAM SALADKIN WITH SHEER FORCE OF TEMERITY AND GHERKIN CRAVE. HE THEN SKIPPED KAMBRIKI AND TOOK SAFE HAVEN IN A FORTNIGHT-LONG DRUG COCKTAIL, many thx to ISOPROPRIO, MANYBREADS, for the use of their codeine bidet. AMRIKI FIZZYFACERAPE rubbed steroids around his milkteeth whilst TEACHING CHUANG CHUANG TO BITE. He then met NOUX "WTFAMI?" HLUCKY who THREW MONEY AT HIM TO MAKE HIM GO AWAY. ON WAY BACK FROM AMRIKI VIA KAMBRIKI he stopped to piss in A WHITER TRUCK's nasturtiums, took a left and found KNIFE FIGHTS desperately searching for a rizla, considering using a post-it note. THEY DID SOME SHIT. CHUANG CHUANG THEN VISITED IFF ARCH-SNOB THEN APEMAN whose parents are really solid, let them know he loved the biscuits. NEF SOX, MOTHER O' TUTT HER VERY SELF, deigned to PLEDGE CHUANG CHUANG ONE GRAIN OF RICE PER DIEM, FROM THIS JOYOUS DAY FORWARD. FINALLY, DOPE ON TEH TABLET TAUGHT CHUANG SPECIAL ***MAKE_FONT_YELLOW*** POWER AND ***MAKE_FONT_SMALLER*** POWER.

CHUANG CHUANG BOWS TO dope on the table : THANKYOU, SENSEI.

He's grown a bit, but been keeping strong. He's off playing with OMEN and TOUCAN'T, who are considering feeding SWINE to OKTO.

Needless to say: FACEPLANT IS NOW OFFICIALLY OPEN.

YO NEF

Wednesday 18 June 2008

CLICK FOR HIGHER RES NICE PICTURE TIME!
It had already crossed my mind that Justin Katko listens to music.

During the Liang Dynasty, the warlord Zhu Wen held the most power in northern China. Although he was originally a member of Huang Chao's rebel army, he took on a crucial role in suppressing the Huang Chao Rebellion. For this function, he was awarded the
Xuanwu Jiedushi title. Within a few years, he had consolidated his power by destroying neighbours and forcing the move of the imperial capital to Luoyang (in modern Henan province), which was within his region of influence. In 904, he executed Emperor Zhaozong and made his 13-year-old son a subordinate ruler. Three years later, he induced the boy emperor to abdicate in his favour. He then proclaimed himself emperor, thus beginning the Later Liang Dynasty. After his death, his son Zhū Zhèn (朱瑱) ruled. Zhū Zhèn, a cowardly man who disdained responsibility, left the kingdom to avoid kingship.

It was around this time I thought: Justin Katko listens to music.

So that is how it had already crossed my mind that Justin Katko listens to music.

ANOTHER LAZY POST USING SOMEONE ELSE'S SHIT OFF YOUTUBE AND A JPEG

No, the picture was not available in a higher resolution
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SALESMAN X: "Melt into sperm" for the lady?

Thursday 12 June 2008

Monday 9 June 2008

20 YEARS LATER, CAPTAIN PICO SOPS THE TROOPS ON THE OCCASION OF HIS 44th BIRTHDAY

HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH CAPTAIN PICO

Children attend an outdoor class at Gassire, a camp for displaced Chadians who have fled fighting around the eastern town of Gos Beida near the Sudanese border, June 7, 2008. Reflecting the violence in Darfur that has swept in both directions across the Chad-Sudan border, there are 250,000 Sudanese refugees scattered in a dozen camps in eastern Chad and 180,000 internally displaced Chadians, U.N. officials say.
REUTERS/© Finbarr O'reilly / Reuters

Sunday 8 June 2008

And in bold, the weird poem stated...

WHAT AN AFTERNOON W/OUT WI-FI DROVE ME TO









Since I left Caversham Primary School 13 years ago they seem to have painted targets on the playground. How considerate of them.

Legend:

A - We knew this woodchip-and-rubber over knuckles-and-concrete phase-in was bullshit, aged 9. Even in our peanut sized testicles the rumblings of New Labour cld be felt.

B - Here young Pico (year five) was voted chairman of the ANTI-BITHELL COALITION, an organisation that lasted approximately five hours, and that instilled my first doubts about anarchism.

C - Here Pico was kissed by Vicky Collins (who probably still denies it) in year six.

D - Here Pico was knocked to the dust.

---T---> - Here Pico aged, wet himself, learnt that sex is sacred, coveted propellors, snuck hits of vinegar into the toilet, played tongue ping-pong during prayer, and so forth.

Friday 6 June 2008

YO AMRIKI FIZZFUCK



Was it like this, that love, so tender, so fleeting, that rended your heart in twain, this way, that time, last year, you told me about?

Thursday 5 June 2008

Dumb Figurine



Can we have a bit of yellow just there? Could you nod your head towards the nearest exit? Is it possible to have the curtains open and shut automatically when the quality of your smell fluctuates even the slightest degree? Shall we upgrade the intercom network? Who exactly is in charge of reading the statement? If indeed we are to believe that someone did this to you, does that mean we should leave the evidence intact? Lash morse-code at us?

Wednesday 4 June 2008

OMEN CHRONICLES IV: WHEN COMRADE PICO'S AWAY



FEAT: YRS TRLY, STEPSON SCOTT, TOUCAN'T AND OMFG IT'S ISLAMOFASCIST SPICE, ALLAWAY FROM GITMO, LEM GROVEL. WELL MASHED, YEAH.

OMEN CHRONICLES III: RE: POLITICS

Make Believe's Of Course

lawndood this album (available for 7 days and counting...)



Political Mysticism - lyrics:
"The British Calendar Act of 1751 declared 12 days / of the following year would not exist / / On rare afternoons it doesn't rain / The kid with downs is always out / on the back of his dad's motorcycle / Hugging his waist hard carving parking lots // It's political mysticism / Storyboard the light // And this kid, always in his mirrored shades, / Not only too big but slipping, / This kid's interior mirror / keeps the clockwork of the earth on time // It's political mysticism / Keeps you up at night / Political mysticism / Storyboard the light // The British Calendar Act of 1751 / declared the day / after Wednesday / September 2nd, 1752 / Would be Thurdsay / September 14th, 1752. // MOSH!"

POLITICS, HA HA.

THE BEAUTIFUL FACES OF CHILDREN



WE NEED TO GIVE OUR RESPECTIVE GENITALIA A LITTLE TUG; WE'RE DOING IT OVER THERE, GUYS. THIS IS GREAT. GO FUCK YOURSELF, "IRAQ."

Monday 2 June 2008

NUDIST HERMENEUTICS VIII: EAT THIS, BANKSY





FLOWERS in their primitive fickee fickee efforts are more avant-garde than you, chump.

I propose an alliance with each of these glorious species, particularly the laughing red clowns puking shit in the middle pic.

Sunday 1 June 2008

WORLD-SPORT: Act 17, Scene 3.14

CROSS AUTHENTICATING NOUMENA

≠ WHO YE ALL SEPARATE TYCO CRY MODULES CRY RAW RAW RAW AND SHIMMY TAT TAT TAT ALL OVER THIS WET JOINT CRY ME OUT WHY BE DEFUNCT UGS AT LIGHT RACERS IN DELIRIOUS ANNOTATION GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING HEARTS LIKE BABY PAPS IN LOTS OF MIME CHURN YEA...YEA.




≠ SAD MCS BE DUMMERER FACHIONISTAS, GET THE DOPESPLIT HERE.



≠ (gloss irrelevant)



≠ DER MERIDIAN IST DUNKELHEIT.

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