YO RUKE

SO, I was thinking, now I've blasted the Olson essay and teh ect ect, maybe I shld come up and fuck your tubular hams, gently, one by one, once more. Think of it. We cld be fake proles on two hours sleep. We cld be fake narcs for -£5.15/h. You cld work while I throw meat at a disabled child. Yeahyeah but rlly rlly yeah we have to LAY fucking SEIGE to the TURCKITE stronghold and get CHUANG CHUANG back. It shld be easy enough, I'll bring teh real ordnance this time. We go in when he's least expecting it, load the supersoaker with ebola, all that. Yeah?

SHAKE TO YOUR SOON-TO-BE-KNEECAPPED KNEES, WHITE TURCK.