Thursday, 29 May 2008

The Bluegrass is Covered in Puke Now



Reports find that Lexington Kentucky, heart of the Bluegrass, ranks #1 among all US cities for largest carbon footprints per person. That's cheap coal multiplied by hot summers, cold winters, too many multi-car households, suburban sprawl, and little public transportation to speak of. I suppose I still have to go back for Christmas. Here's one source: tho surely a website of ill repute...

Monday, 26 May 2008

OMEN CHRONICLES II: ASEXUAL LIFESPLIT



I DO THIS A COUPLE OF TIMES A YEAR. IT'S PRETTY COOL. JAZZ BY PICO.

OMEN CHRONICLES I: THUSLY, COMRADES



HERE I AM GOOD COMRADES AS A MERE SQUIT DEMONSTRATING PROPER FACEPLANT INTERNATIONAL PROTOCOL IN FOREIGN MANAGEMENT POLICY I HOPE WE ALL FEEL WE ARE NOT TOO BIG TO HAVE SOMETHING TO LEARN COMRADES Q2 HAS BEEN LEAN AND LOYALTIES HAVE BEEN STRETCHED BY OFF-WORLD COMMITTMENTS ON ALL SIDES, NOW AS THE GLORIFYING HUES OF THE ACERBIC BRITISH SUMMER SET IN AND WE SEGUE INTO THE FETID MELANIN COCOON OF Q3 I HOPE WE SHALL SEE THAT WE HAVE SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT TO GAIN FROM SHARING AMONGST OURSELVES.

BEST LOVE FROM THE MILITARY AFFAIRS COMMITTEE

OMEN

Sunday, 25 May 2008

IM IN UR WASTELAND BURYING UR DEAD

“i has bad nerves.
u can has speeches?
u can has thoughts?
u can has thinkings?”

OMG WTF RAT ALLEY
dead manz no bonez!!!?!

OMG WTF NOISE?
INVISIBLE WIND!
OMG WTF NOISE?

http://www.corprew.org/content/lolcat-wasteland/

Friday, 23 May 2008

ATTN: PEDO ON BLEAT



is it me or does one of these children, these things that were handfuls of squit when the N64 came out, say he's "putting it on youtube"? some people HERE can't manage that. imagine the skillset of these brats by the time they reach 18. Unfatwa?

i shld at least employ them.

I don't know which is worse. Boris, or the song.

Wednesday, 21 May 2008

BTW

Check this out.

FILE UNDER TACTICS #1: DRILLBIT



Flying penis disrupts Russian political rally. After the security guard swatted it to the ground, Kasparov says, "I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." Someone in the audience shouts, "Finally the political power shows its face!" Kasparov quickly replies, "Well, if that's its face..." to laughter from the audience.

bloodmunch

FIZZIX by go-GURT :the first YO-gurt in a tube



invented by lynn ogden , a mormon :



bo-NUS :

55% of FIZZIX sales goes to mormons / wizards

i'm gonna keep these panties in my mouth

Sunday, 18 May 2008

NUDIST HERMENEUTICS VII: AS EYE-RAPTOR



The clarity is to freeware seven hours the hand of the cash that renders noisy ago to my plan.

OH, BILL...

Wednesday, 14 May 2008

you don't wanna fuck wit this


peach moat puffed pin her vox pounce



> -----Original Message-----
> From: First Team
> Sent: 14 May 2008 16:16
> To: AllStaff
> Subject: Police presence - NLBP
>
> To all staff
>
> From tomorrow (Thursday 15 May) the Police will have an increased
> presence on the North London Business Park site during work arrival
> and dispersal times.
>
> Staff should be reassured that the council is fully aware and
> supportive of this exercise.
>
> The patrols are part of a series of safeguarding and enforcement
> operations being carried out London-wide by the Metropolitan Police
> this year to focus on serious youth crime.
>
> Nick Walkely
> Executive Director for Resources
>
>
>

TEETH UP

SUGAR BUSH/// for those who like a little patriotism with their nuts.





Tuesday, 13 May 2008

YO APEFACE



I suggest that, as me, NEFERTITFUCK, DOPE ON TEH TABLA, possibly BONNEY and KRUK, and WHO KNOWS WHO ELSE will be there, and as ISO-CHOKE-ILL NICEFACE will be "performing", will be "textual", will be the literal embodiment of a cybernet-onanism too medium-rare to simply avoid in favour of sitting in front of Hollyoaks rehearsing the same old argument about the residual worth of Trotsky which, let's face it, you'll probably never perform successfully enough to elicit anything better than the sound of a gored ox from your father, you come to THIS, i.e., THAT, above.

If ever the admixture of five or six volatile agents rubbing against a hackey sack were to spontaneously regroup, seize the dojo and acquire TEH CONSCIOUSNESS TAHT IS CALLED DIALECTICAL, it might be at this. OR this might happen:



Either way, my mobile # is 07799471737. Gimme a shout.

ZUKOFSKY GRAFFITI


Letter A from blu on Vimeo.

Friday, 9 May 2008

LA CELON DE LA AGRESO ESTAS KVAROBLA

Hellhammer

GUYS. GUYS. SKY COPI TOLD ME IN DRAFTCOM RUNNER SEMIOTICS THAT WE REQUIRE NOT ONLY INTESTINAL PASSAGES TO BE GALVANIZED BY STEREO GREEN AND LYCOPENE *BUT* WE MUST CONTINUE PECTORAL SCHEDULE. SEE BELOW.


i'm just a witness

Wednesday, 7 May 2008

HIROSHIMA MON AMOUR


The above is from a series of just recently distributed photographs found by US serviceman Robert L. Capp in a cave outside Hiroshima in 1945. He gave them to the Hoover Institute in 1998 with the stipulation that they would not be reproduced until 2008. More here: http://faculty.ucmerced.edu/smalloy/atomic_tragedy/photos.html

I'd like to add a conspiratorial note regarding this 'stipulation', seeing as the above might have provided a much-needed 'history lesson' during the period 2001-20??. Furthermore,

Truman (left) did not actually know *too* much about all this, as he had recently taken office in lieu of FDR's death. Truman's first briefing about the Project was in April of 1945, and pictured next adjacent is Henry L. Stimson (Secretary of War), briefing Truman two days after Hiroshima. Truman wrote in his diary a couple weeks prior:

July 25, 1945:

"We have discovered the most terrible bomb in the history of the world. It may be the fire destruction prophesied in the Euphrates Valley Era, after Noah and his fabulous Ark.

Anyway we "think" we have found the way to cause a disintegration of the atom. An experiment in the New Mexico desert was startling - to put it mildly. Thirteen pounds of the explosive caused the complete disintegration of a steel tower 60 feet high, created a crater 6 feet deep and 1,200 feet in diameter, knocked over a steel tower 1/2 mile away and knocked men down 10,000 yards away. The explosion was visible for more than 200 miles and audible for 40 miles and more.

This weapon is to be used against Japan between now and August 10th. I have told the Sec. of War, Mr. Stimson, to use it so that military objectives and soldiers and sailors are the target and not women and children. Even if the Japs are savages, ruthless, merciless and fanatic, we as the leader of the world for the common welfare cannot drop that terrible bomb on the old capital or the new.

He and I are in accord. The target will be a purely military one and we will issue a warning statement asking the Japs to surrender and save lives. I'm sure they will not do that, but we will have given them the chance. It is certainly a good thing for the world that Hitler's crowd or Stalin's did not discover this atomic bomb. It seems to be the most terrible thing ever discovered, but it can be made the most useful..."

Friday, 2 May 2008

TWO CAN PLAY AT NASTY, TURCK



So me and KNIFE FIGHTS (Hi KNIFE FIGHTS, welcome to FACEPLANT, we're all so glad you're finally here) decided we would TAKE A RANDOM INNOCENT FROM THE STREET AND WHACK THEM, YEAH? This is the kind of thing we do without thinking about it. This is what ice cold shit we can be. See you soon. xox

BUY AIR


Thank you AM HERE BOOKS, from Camp Point, IL.