OH, HAPPY DAY! YES, he made it past A WHITER TRUCK on the way out of the wine barrel disguised as a secret escape passage. OUTSIDE OF THOSE FUMES NOXIOUS ALSO, he TAZED the arch-collaborator SLAM SALADKIN WITH SHEER FORCE OF TEMERITY AND GHERKIN CRAVE. HE THEN SKIPPED KAMBRIKI AND TOOK SAFE HAVEN IN A FORTNIGHT-LONG DRUG COCKTAIL, many thx to ISOPROPRIO, MANYBREADS, for the use of their codeine bidet. AMRIKI FIZZYFACERAPE rubbed steroids around his milkteeth whilst TEACHING CHUANG CHUANG TO BITE. He then met NOUX "WTFAMI?" HLUCKY who THREW MONEY AT HIM TO MAKE HIM GO AWAY. ON WAY BACK FROM AMRIKI VIA KAMBRIKI he stopped to piss in A WHITER TRUCK's nasturtiums, took a left and found KNIFE FIGHTS desperately searching for a rizla, considering using a post-it note. THEY DID SOME SHIT. CHUANG CHUANG THEN VISITED IFF ARCH-SNOB THEN APEMAN whose parents are really solid, let them know he loved the biscuits. NEF SOX, MOTHER O' TUTT HER VERY SELF, deigned to PLEDGE CHUANG CHUANG ONE GRAIN OF RICE PER DIEM, FROM THIS JOYOUS DAY FORWARD. FINALLY, DOPE ON TEH TABLET TAUGHT CHUANG SPECIAL ***MAKE_FONT_YELLOW*** POWER AND ***MAKE_FONT_SMALLER*** POWER.
CHUANG CHUANG BOWS TO dope on the table : THANKYOU, SENSEI.
He's grown a bit, but been keeping strong. He's off playing with OMEN and TOUCAN'T, who are considering feeding SWINE to OKTO.
Needless to say: FACEPLANT IS NOW OFFICIALLY OPEN.
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