Jocular commentary on the Sterile Class writ

'Ever since the end of the Cold War, successive American administrations have lectured other countries on the necessity of sound finance. Indonesia, Thailand, Argentina and several African states endured severe cuts in spending and deep recessions as the price of aid from the International Monetary Fund, which enforced the American orthodoxy. China in particular was hectored relentlessly on the weakness of its banking system. But China's success has been based on its consistent contempt for Western advice and it is not Chinese banks that are currently going bust. How symbolic yesterday that Chinese astronauts take a spacewalk while the US Treasury Secretary is on his knees.' - John Gray

Q3 CHIC - LET'S BE ELSEWHERE

dieses ist aber dumm, a bit, but does anyone think about where to loot?

Serious commentary on the Wall Street crisis

RTOYS

Newcastle previously boasted several large theatres, among them the oldest purpose-built theatre in Australia, the Victoria Theatre on Perkins Street (built 1876, capacity 1750), saw touring international opera companies such as the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company, and other troupes, and played host to some of the greatest stars of the age, such as Dame Nellie Melba, Gladys Moncrieff, and Richard Tauber, (it is now closed and derelict);

PICO CHO FU GAG GAG'S REALITY

FACEPLANT WORKER'S SALARY XMAS PULLOVER FEATURED IN FILM: "BLIZZARD FLASH MARBLE'S TOYOTA"
quit underlining this.

COSTIVENESS IN ZEN-PIMPS:

IS A HARDENING OF THE EXCREMENTS IN THE BODY, SO THAT WITHOUT GREAT PAIN THE ZEN-PIMP CANNOT EVACUATE OR VOID HIS DUNG; AND THIS IS OFTEN OCCASIONED BY EXCESS OF PROVENDER, INSOMUCH THAT NATURE FORCES IT INTO THE BOWELS BEFORE IT WELL BE DIGESTED IN THE STOMACH; OR AGAIN, IT HAPPENS BY FEEDING ALTOGETHER UPON DRY MEATS, THE WHICH, THOUGH WHOLESOME AND NOURISHING, CONTRACT, NOTWITHSTANDING, THE EXCREMENTS BY THE EXTRAORDINARY HEAT THEY OCCASION; AND IT MAY LIKEWISE HAPPEN BY EXCESSIVE FASTING: TO REMEDY WHICH YOU MAY GIVE HIM THE FOLLOWING CLYSTER.

TAKE A HANDFUL OF MARSH MALLOWS, DECOCT THEM IN SPRING WATER, NOT EXCEEDING A QUART, ADD TO THESE HALF A PINT OF SALLAD OIL, AND SIX OUNCES OF FRESH BUTTER, OF BENEDICTA LAXATIVA AN OUNCE, AND INJECT THEM, HOLDING OR TYING CLOSE HIS TAIL BY BRINGING IT WITH A CORD BETWIXT HIS LEGS, OBLIGING HIM TO KEEP IT IN FOR THE SPACE OF AN HOUR; AND, THE BETTER TO MAKE IT WORK, GIVE HIM A WARM MASH; AND, AS SOON AS HE HAS DISCHARGED IT, GIVE HIM IN A DRENCHING HORN A POTION MADE AS FOLLOWS:

TAKE TWO OUNCES OF CARBIDE SOAP, DISSOLVE IT IN A PINT OF WARM WHITE-WINE, AND WITH IT A QUARTERN OF LINSEED OIL, SWEETENING THEM ALL WITH SUGAR-CANDY, AND GIVE IT HIS AS HOT AS HE CAN DRINK IT.

The Dunciad, Book II, wordled

(can be clicked to make bigger)

... unopoly?

The Nice Guys

What boycotting Coca-Cola feels like

JUST GO HERE: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=32879

ANIMAL CROSSING: DEGREES FROM TENDERNESS

CONTEXT ::

1. wikipedia explanation of animal crossing for noobs
2. k.k. slider page at the animal crossing community website

POINT OF POST ::

This shit.This shit.This shit.This shit.This shit.This shit.

TERRORIST TRAINING CAMP FOR GIRLS UNCOVERED ON U.S. SOIL

Tonight we are a country awakened to danger and called to defend freedom. Our grief has turned to anger, and anger to resolution. Whether we bring our enemies to justice, or bring justice to our enemies, justice will be done.

FRUIT MYSTERY IS TEH BOMB

Play this, with sound ON and till the END:

http://home.wildit.net.au/hellohelloben/mystery.html

You can maybe* keep having fun at the website called:

http://home.wildit.net.au/hellohelloben/index

*I'm not sure cos I've only had a brief glance but the colours are nice and it's always a good idea to rate things out of ten.

ALIENATING IN-JOKE POST #001

Karl Marx may be one better than Southwick...



But we would have been FUCKED.

BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE CALLS THE 4TH INTERNATIONAL A GEEK?

More Dope-ivational Speaking

A discourse on revolution from this fellow, rumo(u)red to have posted under the Scott alias on at least one occasion:



2:54 - "I guess maybe there's some people that are on the Death Star firing at us, but those seem like faceless masses."


(Resolution: The next time I resort to embedding YouTube clips, I swear I will at least be the author of their content, thereby approaching the industrious discipline of Pico and Ricecake.)

when my balls itch ,it's not for charity

i charge 30,000 .

as in : SUH-MACK-A-ROOS .

as in :

BALL SIT CHIN MY BALLS

My cover. Come on guys, join in, this is for charity.

HAW HAW! YOUTUBE THINKS IT'S QUENTIN TARANTINO!

I formally request that everyone stop using Vaseline for a fortnight.

LOOK! IT EXISTS!

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sisipib commentary ,,, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsDTmCVEbnE

From Own Very Ranks Ours

Sleepless in Seattle (in Paris (in Brighton))
Le Placard internet broadcast, 13 July 2008
GET IT WHILE IT'S
LIMITED LAWNDOOD PERIOD: GOO NOW! GOO!

proportionality

Two by the late Max Douglas

Night

a janitor comes and sits
near me on a bench

I continue drawing perspectives
he lights a cigarette

perspectives
vanish like Joan of Arc

he yawns consonantly
I think of being locked

inside the moon
it is time to go

on my way home
I pass through a

cobweb strung
between pine trees


***


Morning

and on this concrete
stoop where I am

there are scratched
initials

it is
a sort

of poetry
there are equations

of love
an economy

mostly there are no names
anymore

but symbols
formed of the overlapping

***

Max Douglas: look him up