Wednesday, 9 January 2008

LUPUS HYPER DOGSHELL



FIGHTERS X,

I'm skipping town for a couple of days. Here are some instructions for you all.

APEMAN - Decide to watch a football match. Arbitrarily decide which team you will "support". Take one glass, one egg, one handful licorice allsorts. Whisk up in glass. If your team loses, you must consume your beverage in one sitting. If your team wins, I will buy you a BB gun. Report back.

NEF - Find or make me some porn origami.

RICEFAKE - 300 pushups.

DOPE - Have three eggs at breakfast tomorrow. Go on.

AMRIKI PHYSIQUE - Boast about your snowboarding talents to the next beautiful woman you see.

LINDSAY - Find out roughly how much a pet snake would set us back, with tank/food/meds etc.


I will give Bristol and Leeds all of all of your love, and steal condiments for everyone.

Take care,

DUX

3 comments:

If (Arch-snob) {Apeman} said...

I hope someone shoots me with a BB gun if I ever manage to sit through all 90 minutes of a football match.

Jow Lindsay said...

300 quid.

FACEPLANT said...

Ape: It isn't necessary that you watch the match. Enquire in the paper infos on an impending match, choose your team, and check again the next day to see whether you will be chugging albumen slug or packing heat.