Saturday, 26 January 2008

VOLUME LUST





YO MAINLINERS

CAN EITHER ONE OF YOU SEND ME THE ORIGINAL OR A COPY OF THE LECTURE ON DE KOONING BY PRYNNE? I THINK IT GOT LOST IN THE 'WOODWORK' WHEN WE WERE RUNNING FROM CARLOS.

BIG LOVE,
R


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4 comments:

FACEPLANT said...

It would obviously have been much less funny if you had sent this to me as an email. I'll send it, there's a couple of things I been meaning to sling your way anyhow. It will have to wait until Tuesday when I get back Brighton. But, then, eh.

ISOPROPYL RICECAKE said...

OUTPOST PROVIDENCE DECLARES THAT IT SHALL DELIVER SAID ARTICLE TO OUR MAN IN THE CITY BY HAND WELL BEFORE BRIGHTON CAN SHIFT IT THERE, UNLESS A SCANNER IS USED. I'LL BE THERE ON WEDNESDAY FOR ALL WHITE PENISES CONFERENCE.

ISOPROPYL RICECAKE said...

but yeah so this guy Carlos came with his dudes to Mike W-H / Sara Wintz / Ryan Dobran reading in Providence and out at the bar afterward I stupidly mentioned that I had a little weed left with the implication that you know we would kick on the cushions at my place. we agree to meet up at my apartment, a good half-mile away. we were walking, they were driving. and in doing so, proceeded to creep along side as we walked. That Carlos had a real crazy look in his eye. Mike didn't like being followed. I got smart and turned the wrong day down a 1-Way. No way Carlos and his gang would catch us. But that locito mocito kept following up, driving the wrong way on the road. We booked it, made a turn, ducked behind a house and found a huge wall with tree cover to perch behind and watch as Carlos and his amigos got confused and left the scene. Ryan lost his Prynne article behind that wall, it was weird, he was ripping it to shreds with blood coursing down his tie, his tongue lined up with Orion's belt, large fortitude. QUACK

Jow Lindsay said...

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