Monday, 18 February 2008


So Neil keeps sending ME all this great shit, instead of accepting the FP invite I sent him last week and posting it up here himself. Whether or not this reluctance stems (as I suspect is does) from a kind of quaintly crypto-feudal perception of academic email forwarding lists as the place where it's at for BEING SHINY, whether or not he's anxious that stepping up to the limebright plate will entail percutaneous absoption of its cliquish frequencies, I think that if he doesn't join in in the next fortnight we should form a nationwide pressure group. Once we have the Daily Star on our side and there's a 24 hour mob vigil outside his house armed with Millwall bricks and placards reading "JOIN FACEPLANT OR JOIN HUNTLEY", he will have little choice but to comply.


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