Military Affairs Committee Directive #001

Dear Comrades,

I am highly honoured to announce the fact of my employment within your organisation. As Chairman of the Military Affairs Committee, it is my job to co-ordinate and administer all future directives concerning FACEPLANT Foreign Policy. We define “foreign” as any other website and it is our goal to negotiate our relative ideological positions with those of foreign organisations through the disciplined application of certain principles and protocols.

My primary obligation is to maintain upkeep of the FACEPLANT UNFATWA™ and FACEPLANT FLAMEWARS™ archives, which will be up as soon as Comrade Pico figures out a way of not getting fucked by www.fasthosts.co.uk. We are pleased to announce we are now taking recommendations from the general public as well as the FACEPLANT editorial squadron. Please send linked suggestions of targets for both lists to omen.faceplant@gmail.com.

We will issue a comprehensive guide to recommended Flamewars and Unfatwa policy within the next two weeks.

ALL POWER TO FACEPLANT,



OMEN W6 9PE

Chairman, Military Affairs Committee
FACEPLANT INTERNATIONAL