Sunday 17 February 2008

RE: FREEDOM















Approach your whole “polygraph day” as a test. Treat the polygraph examination as an extreme job interview. Dress conservatively and appropriately, and try to make a good impression before the test, and be sure to arrive on time—and, except in the direst of circumstances, do not reschedule or attempt to postpone the exam. You wouldn’t fidget, do anything suspicious, or pick your nose during a job interview, would you? Well, the polygraph is an extreme interview because your every move is very likely being observed the moment you arrive at the testing location. There may be hidden cameras in the waiting room and the restrooms, and there is almost certainly a camera or two-way mirror in the polygraph room. Your polygraph examination begins long before you are hooked up to the machine, and ends only when you’ve left the testing location.

3 comments:

ISOPROPYL RICECAKE said...

LET FLOW THAT UNCANNY HONKY STATIC. NA THO WHAT GIVES?

ISOPROPYL RICECAKE said...

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ISOPROPYL RICECAKE said...

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