Monday 10 March 2008

BROADSIDE RESURRECT

Jellychildren of Ganesh,

- Apeman, Scott, play nice.

- Welcome wrisusprintu.

- MANY HEAP BIGGEST XIE XIE TO COMRADE CHUANG CHUANG. That was a bug in more than one sphincter. AMRIKI FIZZYFIDDLE, as punishment you will eat two 20oz steaks with your blueberry frappuccino tomorrow morning. Make sure to get blood on someone's loafers.

- Main feature: Ok, the Photoshop Competition is back on. To inspire everyone to maximum productivity I will repost the submissions in thus-far, arbitrarily impose a deadline (vide the end of creativity, the birth of democracy), and fire up the remaining acres of vitreous fluid by promising you all that the winner's submission will have roughly £0.50 creatively spent on its showcase.

Remember how fresh we were in February, before it all became about hate?

In order of submission

APEMAN



NEF



RICECAKE



LINDSAY



The final final deadline might as well be 8 days from now. So, Weds 19th, noon GMT. You obviously don't have to have photoshop to participate. Use paint, excel or cakewalk for all I care. I had expected you all at least to have the initiative to realise that there's NO WAY I CAN TELL HOW YOU DID IT. 3 minutes only tho, stick to that.

- Start thinking about recipes everybody. I mean good ones. I also mean things that you're prepared to eat, in public.

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