Saturday, 8 March 2008

Essential additions to the FACEPLANT kitchen

cardboard piggy

Bacon in the Sun
Don't Curl Up and Fry

When you fry bacon, does it always end up a shrunken, shriveled up mess? Just place this adorable yet practical tool (shaped like—what else?—a pig) on top of your bacon strips to keep them flat and help them cook evenly. The press is made of durable cast-iron and is also great for flattening quesadillas, grilled cheese sandwiches, and other tasty quick-grilled treats. $9.99 at
online retailers.

steppin' up to the plate (contesting with truffles)...


And finally, a dish almost named after this own minute corner of cyber-Saturn

mtori, fresh from the garden


Think we're nearly BARBIE-READY?


If (Arch-snob) {Apeman} said...

Mushrooms - what sorta queer god-hatin' vegetablarian BBQ is that?

PICO said...

Don't worry Ape, there will be a BBQ waterbiscuit selection for you.

I suggest that Lindsay be the one to offer his pallid birthday suit for the MTORI NYOTAIMORI.