Monday, 10 March 2008


I'm a mole for ESSO, ok? Not DISNEY, ESSO, get it?

Be advised:

I sleep, every night, in the same bed as PICO. I have a not inconsiderable amount of influence in the bedroom. PICO tends to talk and even sing in his sleep, particularly when I massage his prostate. Who knows, maybe one of these days he'll sing his admin password. Just think what kind of fun I could get up to with access to his full powers.

In conclusion, friend, I am on a higher rung of the ladder than you. I suggest you back the fuck up.

No comments: